Famous quotes and who really said them.

Duets

1. Open your mouth and close your eyes and I'll give you something to make you wise. - Bill Clinton
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. - Monica Lewinsky
2. A man's gotta do what a mans gotta do. - Tiger Woods
Heads I win, tails you lose. - Mrs Tiger Woods
3. If you dont like it Sioux me. - George A Custer
Got you last. - Sitting Bull
4. Possession is nine points of the law- The Supreme Court
That's mitghy white of you - Dred Scot
5. I'll cross that road when I get to it.- Pontius Pilate
I'll be back. - Jesus Christ
6. Dude you the bomb! - Osama Bin Laden
Great balls of Fire. - Umar Faruk
7. Hey Shit happens. - Capt of the Titanic
Women and Children last. It's every man for himself. - Bruce Ismay
8. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. - Harry Vegas
Every man has his price. - Sen. Nelson
9. Go for broke. - George Bush
I call you and raise you. - Barrack Obama

Solos

1. There is no such thing as a bad boy. - Michael Jackson
2. If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have me no luck at al. Head Technician at Chernobyl
3. A fool and his money are soon parted. - Bernie Maddof
4. I wouldn't treat a dog that way. - Michael Vick
5. You wanna buy a duck? How about a book? A t-shirt? A coffee cup?? - Bill O'Reilly
6. When I want your opinion I'll tell you what it is. - Nancy Pelosi
7. I came to bury Ceasar, not to praise him. - Glen Beck
8. I never met a man I didn't like. - Anna Nicole Smith
9. Wait until next year. - The Mets