By any other name it would still smell. Dont call it a charity it's the quango from Hell

We call ourselves ACORN, you know who we are
When it comes to mortality, we've really lowered the bar
No ethics have we, no limits at all
Just a modern day version, of Tammany Hall
A "non partisan" charity, or so we say
Financed by taxes, our salaries you pay
We help out the poor, to buy their new homes
By extorting the bank, to give them bad loans
Then when they get evicted, increasing their woes
Well too bad for them, but that’s how it goes
We can’t worry about them; we've bigger fish to fry
There’s a census needs rigging, more elections to buy
So for the right fee, we promote prostitution
But it’s for a good cause, campaign contribution
So should you expose us, and show what we did
Then it was you broke the law, for that camera you hid
It was no big problem, sure we took some heat
Then right back to business, obligations to meet
We help win elections, behind the scenes
Absentee ballots, our own printing machines
Its in our charter, we can break any law
We've got friends in high places; we'll just skate like before
They why we don’t bother, to cover our tracks
The boys with the juice, they've got our backs
It’s a bullet proof vest, no matter the crime
A Get Out of Jail Free gold card and it works every time
And so it goes on, there’s no reason to stop
When the systems been wired, from bottom to top
If you think the other party, will help you out
You are sadly mistaken, It’s not what their about
Both parties too similar, to the last man
Just to give their friends jobs, give you catch as can
They both play for themselves, then you bear the load
What’s comings not pretty and its right down to the road
So now there is talk, a third party is the way
Sure they'll let that happen, that'll be the day
They'll make it so hard, with the new laws they'll pass
Hard as ramming a hot poker, up a wild cat’s ass
Still you've got the number, if you should choose
Considering the status quo, what have you got to lose?


The Raving Mute

No Wait! Hold the phone, I could be off track
I was totally wrong, I take it all back
All congress just pledged to do all that they can
To root out government corruption!
? In Afghanistan?